I am back with more what if Wednesday! This what if Wednesday was either what if you had a pet unicorn or what if you married a cartoon character. I picked what if you had a pet unicorn. My unicorn would have a rainbow cutie mark and she would poop jelly beans. She would eat marsh mallows and she would be able to fly. Our home would be in the clouds and now I have to figure out what her name would be. Let’s see… Bop? No. OH!!! I know!!! Happiny!!!!! It is the most perfect name because she would always be happy! That would also be perfect for me because I like happy things, like rainbows and unicorns and all sorts of stuff. By stuff I mean a bunch of happy stuff not any sad or angry stuff. So, hopefully she would always be happy if I kept her happy and healthy. I would get her a bowl that says HAPPINY and she would love it because it would have rainbows, clouds, and smiley faces. She wouldn’t really have legs and she would be all fluffy. Her body would be cyan and her main would be a light green. Well, it would be striped light green on the outside and blonde in the middle. She would be able to fly with light green angle wings and some of the feathers would be cyan. I know we would live in the clouds, but not just any clouds, RAINBOW CLOUDS! And it would be rainbow clouds and a BUNCH OF RAINBOWS! We would live in a cloud made house. I know. I know. It’s made out of clouds, but if Happiny uses her magic to make them special. By special I mean sturdy. So we would be living in a pretty good house. Ok. So you know how Happiny eats marshmallows? She only eats them with something special. She eats it with gram crackers, chocolate, and a roasted marshmallow. SHE EATS A BUNCH OF S’MORES! She loves them so much that she can make 1,000 in one minute! That’s why we ask her to make all the s’mores when we are done roasting the marshmallows and since we can’t eat all 1,000 her tiny little self-eats about 1 or 2 because she is so tiny, but sometimes she wants more and she accidentally makes herself full. Her noise would be a weird noise. She would go mri. That is what my pet unicorn would be like.
The students of Mr. Farnum's Class at Palencia Elementary School